Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.

That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.

Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.

by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.

After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.

by WideUterusGeorge November 4, 2021

Montana Cinnamon Roll

While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.

I met this heifer at the bar last night, totally gave her a Montana Cinnamon Roll!

by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021

Montana Webster

Is a simp for animated men twice her age.

Montana Webster, not the state.Loser.

by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 16, 2021

Montana

Montana is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen,like so stunning she plays volleyball brown eyes and brown hair and kind,loyal,lovely and beautiful if your a lesbian your pussy is wet and your straight your dick is rock hard and throbbing

You: wow did you see that now I have a boner all because of Montana

Me: right my pussy is soaked

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Montana Dingo

Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.

I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.

The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.

by Dumpmonkey 10 January 30, 2022