drama lunch

Weekly lunch to discuss ongoing drama, held at restaurant where MORE drama will be created

Lets have a drama lunch at Houstons.

by Jesbat February 9, 2010

abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 9, 2012

Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.

Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.

by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021

LaGrange Lunch

A LaGrange lunch is when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina, she uses her vaginal muscles to push the semen out into the mans hand, an can also stand to accomplish accomplish this if nees be. The man then puts his hand on the womans mouth, she accepts the semen into her mouth. The man then deeply kisses the woman performing a modified snowball.

Man last night me and my girl had a LaGrange lunch, it was amazing.

by Bob Betterhead May 9, 2018

School Lunch

Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of:

Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk

Ugh, the school lunch tastes nowhere near nutritious.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 18, 2021

HOT LUNCH

To shit in someone's mouth

Yeah ive heard that Snapper Shelton loves a hot lunch most days

by graz82 November 6, 2016

Little lunch

A mid-morning break in primary school. Usually a term used in Australia.

Person 1: It's time for little lunch!

Person 2: Okay. I can tell the time thanks.

by xiocles July 16, 2023