Pest of Luck

a critter that dwells in your pubes, giving you luck with the ladies.

Yo, he's got the pest of luck; he's been boning all the cheerleaders.

by N1K0 March 18, 2008

Luck

My worst fucking enemy

My friend : what's up with you and Luck?
Me : we don't see each other eye to eye

by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023

Good Luck

Only amateurs say this before a match.

Amateur "Good luck, have fun!"

Hym *long winded rant on how only fucking amateurs say that shit and how now we're going to lose because this guy is on our team and his bum ass is going to throw so hard it makes it impossible to win OR he's going to sabotage when things start to go south and the I piss and moan as so as he starts to do bad and I'm like 'Oh! See!? See!? Look! Fucking amateur! There he goes he finally decided to start stinky it up! There he goes!' And then we play and he's just feeding his brain out. I outplay the jungler or something and 5 minutes later he's killed the amateur 3 or 4 times and now he's ahead and there's no hope. And then we lose. Or I clutch late-game and I win, for everyone."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Brit luck

When everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong.

Oh no her birthday in 2020 was cancelled because it was day the world went into lockdown, but that’s just brit luck.

her rabbi got covid two days before the wedding, but that’s just brit luck.

by Sillystile August 5, 2022

Luck of the Pinch

1. When different highs are attained from smoking out of the same stash.

2. When you pinch from the stash and it seems a little stronger than usual, or has a different effect than the last time.

"Hey man I got really high last night.."
"Yeah I know, me too.. and we didn't even smoke that much."
"Ahh.. luck of the pinch!"

by katrell87 December 25, 2008

Leaf Luck

Someone who shouldn't have a problem doing anything that for some ungodly reason can't get it done.

The Toronto Maple Leafs score with 30 seconds left against Carolina on Nov 19th 2009, 29 seconds later Carolina scores, Leafs go on to lose the game, only explination "Leaf Luck."

by MotionBlur November 20, 2009

Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019