by Ethan10122004 April 14, 2019
Get the Magical Leafmug. A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
Get the Leaf Blowermug. I love you leaf <3 leaf is the best girlfriend ever shes sweet funny beautiful kind shes everything :))
"Who is leaf?" "Oh leaf is my amazing girlfriend :)"
by Dream smp <333333333 August 1, 2021
Get the Leafmug. Essentially the lesser version of a sandbagger. Gives no effort to anything of value in life, and fails to acknowledge warnings people give them about doing so.
Jeffrey was leaf bagging his calculus homework, and as a result he got a fifty on it. His teacher and his his parents scolded him for his poor score but he just shrugged it off and wen to his room to play Terraria.
by The Peanut Butter Falcon April 13, 2022
Get the Leaf Baggingmug. by peppa pig hoe February 25, 2021
Get the Maple Leaf International Schoolmug. person 1: Ayo, have you seen that leaf, he's so veiny.
person 2: Yeah mane i seen him round the hood he goddayum veiny.
person 2: Yeah mane i seen him round the hood he goddayum veiny.
by bundafighter696969696969 March 24, 2022
Get the Leafmug. by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021
Get the keefe on a leafmug.