lasercat

to ragebait someone without trying.

"playing a forsaken round and losing twice because of 1 person and calling someone a "lasercat" "

by lasercat53 July 13, 2025

laserbeamface

When a face is covered by text or art clips, such as in a magazine or advertisement.

Mary and her friend Jane looked up and recognized a laserbeamface.

by jayg244 August 15, 2025

Laueren

Definition of being a GOAT
pretty, smart, rich, humble, 6’4

Laueren : Exists
The WHOLE WORLD : 😊

by bunnylvr December 26, 2025

Laser for eyes

A metaphor for extreme anger or intense focus, as if your eyes could “blast” someone or something.

If I had laser for eyes, she’d feel my rage.

by VibeSyntax January 5, 2026

Rage lasers

The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.

"AAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!!
-rage lasers fire-
-"woah! did steve just fire his rage lasers?"

by Lolazaurus April 9, 2010

dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012