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Karma

What unloyal people get from betraying loved ones. One who takes ones kindness for weakness gets bad karma.
J lent Camron money to pay his rent. When Camron got his pay check he didn't pay J. Camron gets bad karma.

Camron goes to jail and J sleeps with Camron wife. J gets bad karma but also gets last laugh.
by XXXturboxxx916n April 19, 2018
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
by Jayzues July 24, 2012
mugGet the Jesus Karmamug.

karma farma

Someone on a vote-based social media site, such as Reddit, that posts other people's posts and pictures to improve their karma score. Sometimes it's just resharing, but sometimes it includes doctoring or falsifying content to suit their desperate needs.
Q: Did you see that Reddit post of the newspaper clipping Lars Ulrich put in The Recycler to recruit for Metallica?

A: Oh yeah. Someone generated a fake news news article from November 30 1981, when they officially got together October 28. What a karma farma
by defenestrator-of-the-wicked August 3, 2021
mugGet the karma farmamug.

Karma

The shit that you get your face in when you put that shit in someone's.

It is sometimes called the law of boomerang.
Karmahadjenhadan: I am the mighty magician that makes everyone go to shit.
You: Yay
Katmahadjenhadan: *puts spell on you
You: Yay
*Trips on spike.
Someone: Karma!
Karmahamrunemanitrian: Maibeh da hanz Zanvaay Syndrome?
Someone: Ewww. You are shreaky heck!
by Borislav February 15, 2017
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Watt-Karma

Your Watt-Karma is positive to the extent you preserve the energy state of your world, such that your actions do not cause energy resources such as fuels to be used.
Causing cars to stop by abusing your right to enter a crosswalk robs the cars of thousands of watts of momentum energy. The drivers will have to restore their cars’ momentum by converting gasoline into polluting gasses. You will have to restore your Watt-Karma by coming back as a pollution-consuming microbe.
by UCBear September 15, 2011
mugGet the Watt-Karmamug.

Karma

they are the hottest person on earth like godamn any time i look at you you get a million dollars
Karma is the hottest person i have ever seen
by kadeisbae December 31, 2022
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