bethesda jump

When the player in a Bethesda Softworks RPG decides the best route to the next objective is over a mountain, calling for the trademark jump.

"Fucking hell man, Rorikstead is just over this mountain... Screw the path, I'll just Bethesda Jump over it"

by MLGEESUS March 4, 2016

Jumped To Hyperspace

1. When you, a friend, or whatever leave a place in a hurry; mostly to avoid someone, something, or avoid getting caught.

Upon seeing the cops coming toward his house, Sam ran outside and Jumped To Hyperspace.

by Venator1229 October 19, 2010

Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.

Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?

by Furrio August 16, 2020

Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.

I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

e-jumped

when someone on the internet verbally destroys you.

i got e-jumped for saying something mean about the president.

by Melanie D. January 20, 2009

Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.

I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here

by 2knuckleshuffle November 21, 2010

Jump-Fucker

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.

Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.

by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016