Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

Doodle Juice

the sweet nectar that comes out of an excited penis

Rose, will you squeeze some doodle juice out of me tonight?

by BiggyAng86 September 15, 2016

Tuna juiced

(Verb) when a dog excretes liquid from their anal glands and it smells like tuna juice

My beagle mix named Sandra just tuna juiced on the bed again.

by SantaJPaws April 30, 2022

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017

Moose Juice

Another name for alcoholic beverages, especially around children.

Your mommy drank too much moose juice last night, so she doesn’t feel good today.

by HM9 March 1, 2019

kid juice

Noun: Semen. On someone, or in someone.

Me: "Your sister was blowing me in the backseat while you were driving and I spewed kid juice all over your leather seats"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

Unsee juice

We would recommend keeping some in your bag at all times.

Guy 1: Bro look at my dick it's tiny
Guy 2: *Big sip*
Guy 1: Where'd you get that unsee juice give it to me

by fatfuck4 August 5, 2020