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Jersey Shore Exemption

Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.
I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.
by TylerDurden365 January 27, 2010
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jersey glide

The reverse action of a Jersey Slide when upon entering a highway you travel from the on-ramp to the far left lane in one swift motion.
I performed a perfect jersey glide to get around the idiots who don't know how to merge with the flow of traffic.
by njftw August 2, 2010
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Jersey douche

The act of sweaty-crotched female New Yorkers walking over a subway grate as the train goes by, generating a waft of air up their dress/skirt/shorts that temporarily cools off their crotch.
I smell like a bad tuna sandwich - walk with me over to Canal street so I can grab a quick Jersey douche before the party.
by Fuckchop McGee August 3, 2011
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New Jersey Curtsey

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).
When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.
by IsabellaP November 21, 2010
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Baby Blue Moon Jersey

I term of phase meaning awsomeness or greatness to one individual (but can only be used by someone by the african american race)
Carl-Hey is james pretty cool?
Deandrea- man... James is straight Baby blue moon jersey dog!!!!
by mr.stinson August 22, 2010
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Florence New Jersey

Small town, everyone knows everyone. A lot of moms gossiping drama on the town Facebook page. Next to roebling where the crackheads will rob you after they get off the riverline. Mallard creek kids think there life is bad even though they are rich. Roccos is the only good pizza place in town. Debbie’s has good ice cream. A lot of teenagers smoking pot at the docks in there Honda’s. But anyway it ain’t too bad after all ya know?
by Yeah your welcome July 21, 2019
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New Jersey

Ummm..try New Jersey has the highest per capita wealth of any state (that's right more than NY or CT) And of course, we respect NY, a lot of us go into the city very often, and New Jersey is very classy. We have classic prep towns like Ridgewood and lots of celebrities live in Saddle River, among other towns. Bergen County is among the richest in the country and we may be a suburb, but we're close enough to cities like Hoboken that there's something going on all the time. Plus, we have a whole bunch of NY sports teams playing in NJ, like the Jets, Giants, etc. Please respect New Jersey, we respect you guys.
Most of us who live here think that NJ is a great place to live! Our schools are among the best in the nation, and we have an abundance of fresh air and trees! We're centrally located so we can enjoy the splendor of many states, NY and CT amongst the many.
by <3 NJ August 28, 2005
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