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Jared

A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.
Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?
by hometree January 21, 2011
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Jawad

Jawad is a cool,sexy and strong man
Jawad " Hi " Bianca " Hi you are sexy
by Jawad.cool12 June 5, 2018
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Post-Erin Jared

Jared Meyers after his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Liberal, accepting of all living cultures and their lifestyles, man of the Earth, very caring, good sense of style, dormant member of The Group
"Would you please stop talking? Let's have a logical, reasonable, reevaluation and discuss our differences." -Post-Jarin
by JNSD March 23, 2005
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jawadicle

A very very very awesome neoextender... who buys Cruiser's for all of his work wives. He rides low with the top down, heated seats, with a hot redhead riding shotgun. He wears steel gray scrubs with a zipper and a button on the back. He's always equipped with a baby blanket to wipe down Cara when she's wet. He's good for a shoulder rub when the shit hits the fan... and makes coming to work a little bit easier.
I love me some Jawadicle....he makes life at work so much more tolerable.
by Kristingtl October 22, 2011
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Jared Gavin

A total dick

Over reacts

and is always wrong but doesnt admit it.
Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.
by pr4 dude November 6, 2013
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Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.
P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
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Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy
by JoeMason April 28, 2017
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