Italian Fountain

The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.

My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!

by Sic D August 6, 2015

Italian throwing star

When you find a rock hard slice of pizza left overnight in the box and throw it at someone

Tony used all of my Drakkar Noir so I chucked an Italian throwing star at him

by TravisBrann September 8, 2016

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016

italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017

italian windmill

A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.

I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill

by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017

italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters

Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system

by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017