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Islamonormativity

Islamonormativity, n. 1. The collective perception commonly found in Islamic societies that all people a) are Muslim; and b) if they are not Muslim, they ought to *be* Muslim.

2. The collective expectation that children must be raised Muslim (a special case of the general prejudice found among believers of hereditary religion) and a feeling of failure if one’s children choose other paths.

3. The collective fear of lapsed Muslims or ex-Muslims, present to the extent that their very existence must be denied.

4. The collective social expectation that all individuals must be enthusiastically interested in, for instance, praying publicly in the Muslim way, especially on Fridays, or fasting in Ramadan, even if it’s summer and the fasts are up to 14 or more hours long, and generally tend to destroy everyone’s productivity.
Because of the Islamonormativity in Pakistan, whenever the Muslim month of Ramadan comes rolling around, people in workplaces will generally assume that everyone is keeping lengthy fasts, regardless of whether they're Muslim or not.
by observingmystic September 3, 2009
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Islam

Islam (Arabic: الإسلام ) is a verbal noun originating from the triliteral root S-L-M which forms a large class of words mostly relating to concepts of wholeness, submission, safeness, and peace. In a religious context it means "voluntary submission to God".
Allah (Arabic: الله ) is the Arabic word for God in Abrahamic religions. In the English language, the word generally refers to God in Islam
by Philosoper December 6, 2017
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Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
by duckkiller June 9, 2013
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islamaphobe

Islamaphobe (is-slahm-o-fohb) a non-Muslim who knows more than they should about Islam.
Guy 1: dude are you an islamaphobe or something?
Guy 2: yeah man it's all a conspiracy.
by Coolguymeme May 13, 2016
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wallis and futuna islands

the best islands ever, and lexicographing geniuses at that!
boy, i sure wish i could be the wallis and futuna islands, they rule my world!
by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003
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Islam

There is no God except Allah and Prophet Muhammad (May Peace be Upon Him) is the final Messenger. Islam is monotheistic just like the religion of Abraham. The true believers in Islam believe in the Day of Judgement and the existence of heaven and hell. They believe in the angels (who are neither male nor female), all the Prophets sent by Allah and the four books of Allah.
Islam is easy and whoever burdens himself with religion will not be able to continue in that way. - Prophet Muhammad (May Peace be Upon Him)
by Sheldhi May 12, 2019
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Coney Island Waterfish

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.
So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......
by Tha_J-Wizzle September 9, 2010
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