iphone 2

Basically ur mum goes to stormzy and says"peng tings on my watsapp and my iphone 2"
by Mad help March 16, 2017
mugGet the iphone 2mug.

iphone

1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.

2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft

3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.

4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".

5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022
mugGet the iphonemug.

iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.
The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.
by Numerati December 22, 2023
mugGet the iPhone Indexmug.

pink iPhone

Standard iPhone Color commonly associated with hello kitty girls and fuck boys.
Did you see Jason’s pink iPhone? I think he’s a fuckboy!
by Wongkachonkitti January 5, 2024
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iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.
by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018
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iPhone

A smart phone created by Apple Inc. released in 2007 that has been updated for 15 years.
Wow, from the original iPhone to the iPhone 13 pro max, there has been a huge difference!
by No source definitions April 23, 2022
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iPhone

when you are having sex doggystyle and you whip out your iPhone and start slapping the other person's ass with it
Bro, last night me and my girl were bangin and i have her a iPhone
by idothisinschoolwiththeboys November 29, 2021
mugGet the iPhonemug.

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