by Mad help March 16, 2017

1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.
2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft
3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.
4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".
5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft
3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.
4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".
5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.
The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.
by Numerati December 22, 2023

by Wongkachonkitti January 5, 2024

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

by No source definitions April 23, 2022

when you are having sex doggystyle and you whip out your iPhone and start slapping the other person's ass with it
by idothisinschoolwiththeboys November 29, 2021
