horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by cornholio October 14, 2003

angry horse

When doing a woman from behind, you grab her mane and yell giddy-up but you pull a little too hard and she bucks you off and kicks you in the balls.

Last night I was riding Sally hard and she gave me the angry horse when I pulled on her ponytail!

by crystal wellington April 19, 2008

Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

plow horse

A girl that sleeps around with a lot of guys and has that used , wide set vagina. Her body is just a slab of meat.

I remember that whore Jennifer, I used to take that old plow horse to pound town every night back in the day.

by UhSsSs June 3, 2016

Horse Porn

Porn with horses on it

Thomas is looking at horse porn

by Thomas March 16, 2005

horse's patootie

OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all

Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.

by Harry H. Hardstone January 14, 2010

Horse-widower

Horse owners, usually women, who give their horses the best of everything inevitably neglect their spouses and, like wives stuck at home while their husbands worship the golf course, the equestrian set has its own phenomenon, “the horse-widower”, who is left twiddling his thumbs while his wife grooms, mucks out and rides her horses morning, noon and night.

'His wife is always at the stables doing something with her horse, he's pretty much a horse-widower.

by defear September 20, 2010