Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.

May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

Lot Hopping

To go from car dealer to car dealer in search for a new car.

Me and my cousin went lot hopping this weekend. Unfortunately we couldn't find the right car.

by Danithblah February 19, 2012

schllop-hoppin

1) Anything that pertains to anal sexual play.

Adj. schllop-hopper
2) Referring that somebody is being a total asshole, troll, weasel dick, etc.

Example: Tim was schllop-hoppin Sally due to Sally's special time of the month. (pun intended)

Example: Sally saw Tim the next day. Tim was acting like a total schllop-hopper by ignoring her.

by Butters Fingers Wolfy September 18, 2012

Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

by Susan Strong September 29, 2012

Building Hopping

The action of taking the longest indoor route to class on a cold day. Experts can do this without being outside for more than two minutes total.

Dude, it was so cold today. I was building hopping all day long!

by joadeehooh January 22, 2013

salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.

Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!

by Mcama38 January 18, 2014

Vagina hopping

When one man is so thirsty he hops from one puss to the next instantaneously.

"Yo did you hook up with 5 girls last night?"
"Yeah"
"How did you do it"
"I am a master at the art of vagina hopping"
"Mad respect bro"

by Sexual Tiger April 30, 2014