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fish hook

Putting a finger in someones mouth while trying to hurt them and then pulling as hard as you can to rip their cheek. This resembles a fish being hooked so is called the fish hook.
As seen in The Gangs Of New York
The young lad almost fishhooked you!
by Fork Me With A Spoon January 10, 2004
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Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.
Mike: I have a Captain Hook!
by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009
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off tha hook

1. used as an ajective to describe something that is out of the ordinary

2. something that's bangin'
1. Damn, look at that ass, Tyra is OFF THA HOOK.

2. Yo, that party on 3rd and Main is OFF THA HOOK.
by :P September 6, 2003
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Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.
I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"
by Rusty Shacklefurt August 20, 2007
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Wanna Hook Up With Me?

Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com

Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.

How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.

Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!

Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!
by COOLDUDE69 November 17, 2013
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Fish hook

The extremely painful yet extremely fun to dish out torture method where somebody in the possesion of a hockey stick creeps up behind a man, sticks the hockey stick in between his legs, lifts it then draws baack.
I fish hooked some of my hockey team members to check their gender this morning
by Knibnobber December 17, 2014
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g-hook

attachable rafter hook for cordless nailgun
(aussie invention)
I can safetly hang my nailgun thanks too my g-hook, no more dropping to the ground.
by G Hook November 10, 2005
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