holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"

Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"

by JeezumRice June 28, 2017

holy cheezus

The Jesus of the grilled cheese world. Everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he's holy and sexy as a grilled cheezus could be. Dam I love me some cheezus!

I pray to the holy Cheezus but when I pray, I wanna eat him

by MissesToast04 November 16, 2016

Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".

"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"

by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022

Holy Jezztler

When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty

Holy Jezztler!!! Thats a baddie

by Holy Jezztler March 9, 2021

holy dyna

Something exciting or to almost fall or die

Holy dyna! I almost died

by bailo June 23, 2016

Holy Corpse

The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it

Johnny: Look Gyro! I'm spinning the holy corpse!
Gyro: What the fuck.

by Bttlckr September 13, 2020

holy carpola

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008