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hobo stare

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.
your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...
by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012
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hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.
"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"
by G. Error October 31, 2013
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hobo chug

Drinking an alcoholic beverage early in the day, somewhat like a homeless person. The object of a hobo chug is to be as messy/classless as possible... isn’t a true hobo chug if half isn’t soaking your shirt by the end.
“Hey wanna go to Siesta Key beach with me?”

“Only if we hobo chug beer first, I fuckin’ hate the beach...”
by FoxxyRoxy69 August 23, 2019
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hobo nest

a place where hobos hang, keep booze, sleep, shoot up , and live.

normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
dude check out that hobo nest !
by mcdoubleD November 30, 2011
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Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.
Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"
by ProTip September 8, 2011
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Hobo-alicious

Having the essence of a Bohemian or Vagrant.
1: OMG those are some hobo-alicious gloves!

2: The gloves that have the fingers cut out but can become mittens.
by Kristen T-D June 27, 2007
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smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.
I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.
by hiresake May 24, 2014
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