hasselhoffed

1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.

Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!

Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.

by dailyemerald.com/4front May 21, 2007

hasselhoffed

The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.

Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed

by Nick Paganelli May 25, 2007

Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

by Darkclowd April 2, 2020

Hasbeen

Hasbeen: You know, stuff that used to be popular before the middle ages, when our parents were still young and fresh.

Mickeal Jackson is a hasbeen. I cant believe why some people still listen to him. I mean, why dont you Mickeal Jackson fans pass on to Eminem?

by Zee Dogg June 14, 2007

hansel

also known as to "handle"(hansel)

Can you hansel it?

by Hansizzle May 5, 2009

Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

HasselAss

1. Used to describe a person who acts like Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Traits to describe are usually a blonde, woman, who supports the Republican administration, usually rich, and stupid, loud, thinks everyone who dosen't agree with her is a facist, and is unliked by the majority of people.

2. Also see bitch

Ex.

Person A:*flips her bleach blonde hair while pulling out $100 bills "I support the war in Iraq! They're the ones that destroyed the world trade centre!!"
Person B: "Your such a HasselAss!!"

by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009