I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Get the Bum the hamstermug. When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
Get the Thirsty hamstermug. A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.
Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
by lowkey. November 13, 2025
Get the Hamsteringmug. by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
Get the Hamster Nutsmug. by WindowsDista July 28, 2021
Get the Hamstermug. The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
Get the Syrian hamstermug. 