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spiffy hamster

that is a spiffy hamster
by bonbonschoolshollyeah May 7, 2020
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Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.
I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
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Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
by lowkey. November 13, 2025
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Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE
Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.
by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
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Hamster

crazy fluff ball that likes to bite
What does that hamster do?
It bites
by WindowsDista July 28, 2021
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Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.
Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
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