Guanabe

A Mexican (or latino/latina) who puts down another, because they're not fluent in Spanish. They call others things like "No sabo", "Cara de nopal", etc. Typically born in the US, and very snobby, have to show they're extra extra Mexican, "better than you" attitude while they speak broken English, and spanglish

You were born in the US, but pretend you're from Mexico, you're a guanabe.

by Bigpancho5000 February 26, 2023

Grandautismo

the most autistic out of them all

he so far on the scale he has to be the grandautismo

by councilofkalebs March 6, 2023

Guantamalal

11-0 search it up

Hey gusso i just went Guantamalal

by John doe blow April 15, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Gandalf pipe

An uncircumcised penis

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!

by Table Water Deer September 3, 2023

grandager

A person who ages gracefully, embracing change and time as it shows on the skin, in the hair, and in the character of the face. A natural person who allows the passage of time, and the experiences of life to show without the interference of cosmetic surgery or photographic filters. Someone who has lived long and has earned the right through life and experience to show and be proud of wrinkles, fine lines and changes in hair color

She was only 58 but you could see she was a grandager untouched by filters, fillers and fotoshop

by Sparklelarkle July 3, 2023