straight goon

to be intimidating, scary, the baddest motherfucker around

faggot: hey look at jeremiah over there hes a straight goon

beast: yea shut the fuck up pussy

by king goon December 3, 2010

goon march

A pissed-off group of white men marching to take their country back from subhuman filth.

Did you see those guys with Tiki Torches and Skull Masks? That is one hardcore goon march!

by Rhodesian1488 May 16, 2018

Goon

1. A cool word, replacing the word {pimp}, as in "pimp my style, yo,"

2.A really wierd {creep} that follows you, aka, a {stalker} that ties you up and pushes you off of a {blimp}, like in the movie UP. Where the creep is the old guy that says " Adventure's Out There!!!"

1. dude, your car is looking totally {gooned} out

2. "Hey, leave me alone you {gooney} old goon, you really belong with the {monkeys}!!! LONG LIVE {KING KONG}!!!"

by Ibarkalotcauseiwant2.hehe April 8, 2010

goon punch

To punch some one in a clobber like position several times while standing over them.

Damn that dude got strait up goon punched.

by Eric Sellman March 22, 2008

GOON SQUAD!

A group of close friends who don't take mess from anybody. We're besties who ALWAYS have each other's back;; no matter WHAT!

"GOON SQUAD!...squad UP"
lol!!!

by danc3izlife July 8, 2009

Goon Goblin

a person that is being very difficult to deal with, doing something you tell them to do very slowly and annoying like.

If i could put all the goon goblins on one island it would be you lehman because you do everything slow and you would die by yourself on a fast pace life style island conflicting with your slowpace mind.

by Dusty french (svog) December 22, 2008

GOON MONSTA

A totally gorgeous hunky bloke who consumes 4 ltrs of high quality "wine", stix the empty cask box on his head and pulls all the chicks with his great looks and charm, then blows uop his empty cask and is set 4 a great niote!111!!

Candy: "Gee alex u look hot in that goon box can i share ur goon pillow 2nite?"

Alex: "Sure Candy, as long as u invite Mandy 2!!!!"

by GOON MONSTA January 30, 2004