Glazing the eclair

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025

Glazing

Corny ass word that men use to people being generous about their peers.
Meaning of meatriding or to suck them up.

Person 1: You are so pretty!
Person 2: The glazing is wild

by Polanitak January 8, 2024

glaze your knuckles

Glaze your knuckles Means when a guy masturbates , Jacks Off Rubs One Out

1) Glaze your knuckles is when a guy masturbates. 2)Scott- I love to glaze my knuckles. 3)Stop glazing your knuckles so much loser.

by Lala Loopsy 1995 December 19, 2017

Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.

Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

glazing

to compliment someone overwhelmingly (even sometimes when they don't deserve that level of praise)

"oh my god your presentation was so good, literally the best in the class"
"stop glazing me, it wasn't even that good"

by backflippingchameleons May 19, 2024

glazed donut

"STOP LOOKING IT UP" - Ian Hecox

Why is everyone googling "glazed donut" after the Smosh stream?

by smosh_stan February 8, 2021