pencil neck geek 

1. A grit-eatin' freak

2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique

3. A one man, no good, losing streak.

When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.

pencil neck geek by bingobastard August 27, 2009

Sex Geek 

Someone who takes pride in learning, applying and spreading throughout their lives accurate sexual health information, effective communication skills, and relationship blackbelt knowhow regardless of sexual identity and practices.

"You should go see Megan about that STD question 'cause she's a total Sex Geek and will probably know the answer, or which sex ed website to go to."

"That Sex Geek and his sex ninja gf put the Us in Anus."

"Sex Geeks are good friends to have when you run out of condoms and safer sex supplies 'cause they usually know where you can get 'em for free!"

"Tristan likes to geek out about Show-n-Tell Sex Ed, which makes her a complete Sex Geek."

Sex Geek by ReidAboutSex August 25, 2011

band geek graphitti

graphitti written by band geeks.

Examples: Chopin rules, 2nd Tenor Saxophone was here, Suck on this Minuet in D

band geek graphitti by BAND GEEKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! March 16, 2004

band geek 

A person involved in band who enjoys it so much that they constantly have band on their minds.

Known to date other "band geeks," roll their feet outside of band, generally have random and/or strange thought processes, are generally some of the coolest and most talented people ever, while some are quite possible the scariest people ever.

Not to be confused with "orch dorks" or "choir queers"

Those Eastmont band geeks are the bomb dizzle. Not to mention hot.

band geek by Ardith January 11, 2004

personal geek squad 

(n.) Slang.

A title given to someone's friend who is a computer geek, often used for his (or her) technical skills. Eventually someone may abuse him (or her) and use their friend's ability for all their electronics.

Joshua is the personal geek squad in his town. He just pimped out Eric's lame notebook PC and gave him a 1080p video background and Google Chrome with awesome Extensions.

personal geek squad by raptroes July 15, 2010

Sports Geek 

To be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports.

Committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.

Joe: Hey man you wanna hang out on Friday?
Jim: No can do bro I gotta watch the Cubs play the Dodgers, then the 'Hawks are playing the Canucks later that night, but I gotta get to bed because Liverpool is taking on Everton tomorrow morning and I don't want to miss it.
Joe: Uhh okay, how about Saturday night?
Jim: Man are you nuts! The Indianapolis 500 is Saturday afternoon and then OKC is taking on the Heat Staurday night! Then I have to channel surf to UFC cause GSP is fighting B.J Penn. Plus I have to update my fantasy NFL team.
Joe: Man you are a total Sports Geek.

Sports Geek by Ilovesports June 8, 2011

Deep in the Geek 

Specific to the sci-fi realm it is when one discusses elements only understood by other sci-fi geeks.

Marc Singer was introduced as a character on V and we were deep in the geek! It was all Beast Master-this and visitors-that.

Deep in the Geek by Marc Singer April 15, 2011