funter

an ugly female with a lack of breasts and very small nips.
also boy hair (cropped)

geraldine was a right funter. all manly and lezzy like!

by rolab June 3, 2005

mister fister

one who likes fisting.

ryan bourget is the new mister fister.

by vgirl December 7, 2006

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

fister

a homemade marijuana smoking device using a large bottle and a bag. one uses the bag to fill the bottle, and and removes the cap bowl to inhale the contents of the bag and bottle.

Pull out the fister and let's get baked.

by johnson, jordan August 28, 2006

fluster

A synonym of fuck or shit when used in a way to express exclamation.

-FLUSTER! I got shot!
-Haha man you're fucked.

by dantheman [wec] February 5, 2009

Flusterbate

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

by Rick James May 5, 2004

foster bitch

A bitchy foster mom. Examples are stealing kids from good homes under strange circumstances where the police were involved and ,saying they will take care of them, only to treat them like a red headed step child and put them in more strange situations.

If they had a pregnant foster child they might not even feed them etc, or make them share food with the son of the hosue who is a pervert.

St. Mary's county is full of foster bitches. I feel bad for the wonderful kids there and can't wait to help get my pregnant girl out.

by mr.gman420 August 4, 2009