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Fucktard

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard
In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Conjunction Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost the award to the word cum-swapper.
"Trevor, you are a fucktard." says Howie
"Trevor, you are a giant fucktard that swaps cum with other guys, therefore you are a cum-swapper." exclaims Zac
by Zboon Redrum March 14, 2013
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fucktard

some one thats an idiot, says stupid things, is ignorant, and deserves to be kicked in the balls
"oh my goodness, that cameron petty sure is a fucktard."
by choochielovesbubbles<3 April 21, 2010
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fucktard

Someone who is really, incredibly dumb. So much that it confuses and frustrates observers to the point of fury.

Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.
by somerandombox December 11, 2009
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fucktard

The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise immediately!”
by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009
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Fucktard

Fucktard is a combintion of the two words Fucking and Retard, so the word means fucking retard.
George W. Bush is a fucktard.
by Jemalacane August 15, 2008
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Fucktard

Look at that loser with the socks and speries? What a fucktard.
by Uliqua M'diq June 26, 2016
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Fucktard

a term for a person who is a so much of a dumbass that they redefine the word "dumbass"
a: look! i found a piece of pizza in my couch!
b: you better not eat it
a: *eats it*
b:you are such a fucktard
by METALLICA123 January 3, 2011
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