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Fred

A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!
Look at that obnoxious guy at the bar, i bet he’s a ‘Fred’!
by Fred Tett June 7, 2020
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thicc fred

An original character that can be depicted in any way as long as they make the character a spider and any form of a nerd.
Thicc Fred is the best character in the history of OCs!
by _Cryo_ February 21, 2019
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Fred

A bitch who thinks he is all that but in reality he’s a fucking dork>>>>
You know that guy Fred?

Ya you mean that cocky bitch over there?

Ya that’s him!!
by That bitch1234 May 22, 2022
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Fred

Ball skin, but not the testicles. A scrotum. Commonly utilized in the gay community.
This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.
by Maximum Fred-Viction June 5, 2022
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Déjà Fred

When someone experiences a Déjà vu of a humorous moments. Inspired by the character Fred Elliot from the British Soap Coronation Street who was famous for repeating himself, in particular with the well known phrase 'I say, I say'.
I swear I had a Déjà Fred when you tripped over that Oasis Bottle
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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fred

Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that
by salad bar ho April 1, 2017
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Fred North

Verb.

To be at spiritual one with your helicopter, to be impervious to the laws of physics as pertains to rotorcraft operations.
Prior to autorotation, Steve yelled, “I’m going to Fred North this one baby”.
by Franky007 April 7, 2024
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