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franchi spaz 12

n. semi-automatic shotgun that can hold 12 shots
also can be easly changed to pump-action
That man has no face, Robert must have got his new franchi spaz 12.
by lanDon1111 May 12, 2006
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Tour de France

The act of performing an Eiffel Tower while riding a bicycle. Some users find that using a tandem makes this easier to accomplish. An eco-friendly and marginally safer alternative to bobbin' shotty.
Emergency room doctor: "How'd you break your leg, son?"

Pat: "Well, my buddy and I were totally riding a Tour de France on this chick on the bike path, when he lost his balance and we collided head-on with a trike."
by ElQuesoGrande April 24, 2008
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Franchise Tag

v. To make an attractive girl your pseudo girlfriend without officially giving her the title of girlfriend, or making her wifey, due to character flaws or imperfections in appearance.

n. The opposite of a wifey chick. Just a girl you would spend time with and fuck, but if someone else wants em all they gotta do is offer her more playin' time and give up a couple of their 1st round chicks n it's what ever.
1st person: "Damn that girl is hot as shit, look at that ass!"

2nd person: "Yeah she aight, i mean i wouldn't make her wifey, but i'd Franchise tag that bitch fosho."
by B.ceeders August 11, 2010
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Fanch

Fancy and Rich, at the same time!
As I sat there, in english class, I thought, "Man, Gina Ho's new shoes are so fanch!"
by Ilienne Schachter January 19, 2005
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France

1 - The antonym of England, and, in certain cases, of U.S.

2 - The richiest land of the Roman Empire (Galia)

3 - The winner of several wars and battles

4 - The land of the Liberty, the Equality, and the Fraternity

5 - Homeland of the French people

6 - Great producer of wine and cheese

7 - Country with the better culinary of the world

8 - Ally of the americans in their Independence War
A English: What do you think about waterloo?

A French: What do you think about Joana d'Arc?

A English: What do you think about... ehr...

A French: What do you think about the American independence War?

A English: ...

A French: How's about Austerlitz? And the Somme?

A English: ...

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A English: I shall go to France. Then I'll wrote my name on the Eiffel Tower and say that we are better educated in England.
by Someone besides me January 25, 2011
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Franchise

Stevie Franchise came outta the stands!
by Andrew January 4, 2004
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The Country of France

The Country of France. They are the inventors of the six gear tanks (5 reverse, 1 forward) and also have the highest cotton per capita of any nation in the world. They are organized and well prepared. Germany's visit in 1940 provides a great example: store owners had changed their signs to German weeks in advance, children in school recited German instead of the usual French, and the gardeners were working extra hard to put trees up in time for the German soldiers to walk in the shade.
France is also a wonderful teacher. When the US asked France to help them in the "War against Terrorism", France agreed. The next day, the French were setting up workshops in Afghanistan teaching the Taliban how to surrender. France is a large country, but they are peaceful and have never fought a war in history, contrary to popular belief. This is the Country of France.
Q: Where do you find 92,000,000 french jokes?

A: In France.
by SharD October 8, 2004
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