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Florida Panthers

a shitty NHL franchise who luckily made the Stanley Cup finals back in 1996 but quickly ended up getting swept by the Avs. if u ask me they should move the Florida Panthers to somewhere else like Winnipeg.
by go_wings June 1, 2006
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Floridiot

A native born and raised in florida, aka the limp dick of america.
I have a question, how many floridiots do you have working here?
by Florida hater April 29, 2008
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Florida

The OTHER Hell, I live in Florida so I know what I'm talking about. Old people everywhere, everbody drives like they never passed driver's ED., It's like a friggin' desert here, despite the humidity which makes it suck even more. Florida is full of preps, people on ritalin, and various Jack-offs.
When Billy died, he went to Florida.
by I HATE Florida October 26, 2003
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florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.
jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.
by chris artis September 28, 2007
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Florida or Germany?

Office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.
Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"

Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."

Jim: "Correct!"
by cr8rface January 22, 2009
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Florida Christian School (FCS)

PART 2

The school is a dump. Yes a DUMP! Any public school is better for both cleanliness and education! The school is both white and blue, reminding people of a jail, or jail cell. Many refer to the school as a jail in fact. The school is filthy, gum covering all hallways and even walls. The school is so cheap, the 7 years I attended the school absolutely no renovations were made! If there were.. well they were unoticable. The only "nice" rennovation they created was their little butterfly garden. Their cafeteria was far beyond disgusting, where they cooked the food was worse. Plus the people they had running the cafeteria were low life gold diggers who often cursed eachother out and spit in our food. Most of the food was very disgusting, mostly all greasy, they served pizza and the most disgusting low quality sandwiches, a soda fountain, an assortment of Little Debbie snacks and a variety of candy. The people working at the cashiers were gold diggers! I mean you would hand them the money and they'd put it down their bra. Plus depending on who you were they'd charge you more or less for the food you buy. The lines to get into the cafeteria were always long and they would let in the students they liked the best or the ones that had family in the faculty.

continued in part 3...
You go to Florida Christian School (FCS) ?
Yes.
Man that sucks.
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
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Floridian Boys

immature, stupid boys with no feelings or cares for others who play call of duty and text girls all day
by boyhater1234 November 1, 2010
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