Florida Hot Pocket 

When you make a smoothie with fruit and dump it in a girls vagina and lick it out and then fuck her.

I gave this girl a Florida Hot Pocket and she loved all of it!

Florida Hot Pocket by kookiekeywhore March 2, 2019

Florida State University 

Behind FAMU, is easily the worst college in Florida. They try to keep up with superior rival, The University of Florida, but they can't. The only people that attend this school are dumb ass hicks and black people that can't get into the much better academic school, UF. The only bright spot that has to do with FSU is it's slutty black chicks, who even though weigh an average of 300 pounds and usually have around 2 or 3 STDs, are prized possesions at this shit school. Don't go here, unless you don't want to get hired by any employer in the future. Florida State cannot, has not, and will not ever compare to Gator Nation in any way, no matter how much their students claim that FSU>UF because of their first head to head football win in 7 years.

Florida State University fan:"Dude UF sucks, we beat them in football this year!!"
Superior UF fan:"Chill bro, winning isnt that great but hey, i guess your still getting used to it."

Florida State University by chancers January 16, 2011

Florida State University 

see Free Shoes University

Florida State University is inferior to the Miami Hurricanes in every way, shape and form. Wake me up sometime in the next 10 years when they DON'T lose 4 or more games a year.

Florida State University by It's all about the U August 11, 2006

Florida Hard-on 

This is when a man cannot achieve an erection, so he fakes it by attaching to his flaccid shaft some sort of hard object (e.g. a dildo, marker, phallic-shaped sheet rock), using some sort of adhesive (e.g. duct tape, electrical tape, peanut butter). Generally, sex with a woman will follow.

Etymology: "Florida", a place where old folks go to retire; "Hard-on", an erection.

I couldn't get it up last night, so I pulled a Florida Hard-on.

Florida Hard-on by gothhenge September 22, 2004

Florida Red Snapper 

The eating out of a sexy whore when she is on her period. Some guys love the taste of the period blood, it has become very popular now a days in Florida.

I gave my wife a Florida Red Snapper .

Florida Red Snapper by Allace. November 7, 2010

Florida orange 

When a two females put oranges in their vaginas and let one male eat them out.

Brianna and Beth did the Florida orange with Stan last night in the hotel room.

Florida orange by Everythingzen March 13, 2015

Florida Whore 

A term coined on the Fox Televison animated program entitled "Family Guy" during a Stewie Griffin flashback wherein Stewie is riding in the bitch seat adorned in long blonde hair with arms clutching the stereotypical Hell's Angel biker dudenreicher while riding down the wind whipped Florida coastline.

Blake: "Hey Causey, that joke on Family Guy would have been funnier to me if I knew what a Florida Whore was. Check Urban Dictionary ya dick inhaler.

Jon Causey: "Settle down queefsryche, Ima goin', Ima goin'"

*looks it up*

Jon Causey: "Nothing to be found, Master Blaker"

Blake: "Ravenscrap! We may just have to make one up ourselves..."

Florida Whore by Danimal150 May 12, 2011