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The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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Alaskan Float

When a Man or Woman pours a float into their partner's anus.
Timmy gave his girlfriend Jenna an Alaskan Float.
by SoggyToothbrush December 27, 2020
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Cuck Beer Float

After the cuck's partner gets creampied by the bull (a third more dominant partner in a relationship who typically has sex with the hotwife) the partner proceeds to drool the cum over a cup of root beer for the cuck to drink.

This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.
Ex1. After my wife fucked her bull, she made me drink a Cuck Beer Float.

Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."

Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"
by John_Rus January 10, 2021
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Floating

When you’re smoking weed and you’re just below high
Jeff: how’s it going?
Frank: so good, I’m just floating rn
by Busterscruggs January 15, 2021
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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house float

The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.
Mais, look at that house float, cher! They’re on the drive-by parade route!
by Gin Callais January 20, 2021
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Float’

To Win $8,000 or more Dollars a Day on a consistent basis without giving your Counterparts the chance do indulge in the excellent chose of sports betting Picks.
Created by Alfred Gaines
We Float’🤫💵
by Sheena G. February 6, 2021
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