Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022

night-float

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.

I went on a night-float last night.

by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022

Float

Is picking your opp up in an aggressive way and tossing him or her down highway 27. It's an act out of anger. It's an action you take when you are offended by another person.

Man Mike was talking so much ish I floated him last night

by Orangepeach25 September 17, 2021

Floating

when your laying on your stomach and you become rock hard

I was talking to this girl and all of a sudden I started floating

by Chace Bolden September 26, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021