flingledong

An under average in the penal area

oliver chicklemott has a flingledong

by downwiththejews December 10, 2025

car flinch

A reflexive reaction, when driving an automobile, to a sudden obstacle or condition outside the car. The reaction can take the form of ducking one's head, swerving one's body to the side, or otherwise moving one's body. The reaction does not affect the steering or direction of the car, however. The reaction is typically irrational, given that the outside obstacle does not truly threaten the vehicle passengers.

When driving near the airport runway, I car flinched when an airplane came in for landing over our heads. I car flinched last night when a bird suddenly flew towards the front of my car.

by Goober4720 September 1, 2008

Chicken Flinger

Is a relationship in which two people meet in a foreign country and fireworks ignite.

Brad: What would you like to drink?

Jackie: Liquor.

Brad: Liquor, I just met her...

Jackie: tequila

Brad: Get over here chicken flinger

by Bruce Flingstein May 16, 2011

Signal Flinch

While waiting at a traffic signal for the light to change from red to green, you notice that the left turn arrow changes green without the forward light changing green. Just by seeing the light change you step on the gas alittle bit and then realize that your lane is still stopped. Causing the car to flinch. Typically implies that you are alert or that you are in a rush to go somewhere. Senario may be applied vice versa.

(While second in line waiting at a traffic signal in the forward lane)

Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.

by Citruslump September 20, 2011

frozen flinger

made at home frozen foods that you would like to fling such as:

pizza's, waffles, or anything disc shaped that you can throw

can you throw me that frozen flinger

by ninemegs November 17, 2011

the flinger

A person who is never really single. Going from relationship to relationship.

Have you seen her, she's never single. Shea the flinger

by hxkdkgb&*$ March 7, 2015

Intersection Fling

When you are crossing an intersection and you exchange interested looks with someone of the opposite sex, but are unable to make a move, because you're in an intersection.

I'm telling you Jerry, had it been any other part of the road, it wouldn't have been an intersection fling. Now I've missed my opportunity!

by SeinfeldFan July 15, 2015