Fount

To knowingly take/not return something thats not yours, and showing it off to your friends.

Bryan- " Jay, where did you get that? "

Jay- " I fount it at dudes house."

by billy-bong torten April 15, 2011

funtard

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.

Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.

by Soapeh September 5, 2008

Jamaican Water Fountain

When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.

I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.

by shuntman April 15, 2009

focuntrate

to focus and concentrate simultaneously
a word made up by dylan

come on guys, please! let's focuntrate!

by garb master March 18, 2005

fscunt

short for "Fucking Shit Cunt".

Jovial mockery. When a friend does something particularly stupidly OR extremely well (thus making you envious) they are often lablled an fscunt.

fscunt is not a word for the weak, those who cannot interpret the above meaning correctly should avoid it at all costs.

NB. an animal can NEVER be an 'fscunt'.

Dave dude, i just aced my german h'exam, ninety-two percentile man!
Phil gee bro, i got 46% and that just sucks ass... man you're such an fscunt.

by Yourm um. November 9, 2005

funtacular

A sarcastic expression used to describe an experience as being boring or just generally bad

The root words are Fun and Spectacular.

"So, how was taking care of your girlfriend's kid?"
"Oh, it was absolutely funtacular. You should have seen how happy I was when they said I couldn't ride any of the rides with the baby in my arms."
"A baby? Why would she send you to the amusement park with a baby?"
"I have no clue. I guess she thinks babies like sleeping in amusement parks."
"Dude, have you ever considered that she hates you?"
"Yeah... I know... but it's my kid, man."
"Ah shit. That must be funtacular living with her."

by Kieran King February 17, 2008

Funtesticles

When something is twice the fun as a singular it is Funtesticles

Person 1: "That was soo fun!"
Person 2: "It was twice as fun as last time"
Person 1: "That was Funtesticles!"

by RyMYSTER March 12, 2008