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short for "Fucking Shit Cunt".

Jovial mockery. When a friend does something particularly stupidly OR extremely well (thus making you envious) they are often lablled an fscunt.

fscunt is not a word for the weak, those who cannot interpret the above meaning correctly should avoid it at all costs.

NB. an animal can NEVER be an 'fscunt'.
Dave dude, i just aced my german h'exam, ninety-two percentile man!
Phil gee bro, i got 46% and that just sucks ass... man you're such an fscunt.
fscunt by Yourm um. November 9, 2005
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Fucuntard 

A person acting like a fucking cunt of a retard
They are a fucuntard
Fucuntard by Mudflaps February 9, 2021
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(n.) A derogatory combination of words, used to express disappoint and anger towards an individual, used most often in internet-based multiplayer games.

(Adj.) (facunting) Descriptive term used to describe some one who is behaving in a pessimistic, idiotic or unfriendly manner. Often, it refers to an incompetent member of a party or group, who ruins the experience of the group.

Originally, it was a contraction between faggot and cunt. However, a misconception that is readily repeated is that it is a combination of "fucking cunt". This is made in error, though is an accepted alternative use.
(n.) Shut it, facunt!

(adj.) You are such a facunting newb!
facunt by Dustyn Williams May 13, 2005
(n.) A derogatory combination of words, used to express disappoint and anger towards an individual, used most often in internet-based multiplayer games.

(Adj.) (facunting) Descriptive term used to describe some one who is behaving in a pessimistic, idiotic or unfriendly manner. Often, it refers to an incompetent member of a party or group, who ruins the experience of the group.

Originally, it was a contraction between faggot and cunt. However, a misconception that is readily repeated is that it is a combination of "fucking cunt". This is made in error, though an accepted alternative use for the word.
(n.) Shut it, facunt!

(adj.) God, you fowled up the mission, you facunting newb!
facunt by Dustyn Williams February 28, 2005
Schiano is such a fucunt. All he does is play magic and get mad bitches all day.
Wow that chick is such a fucunta.
fucunta by KathyS February 4, 2010
it is when you combine two words 'fuck' and 'cunt' to make fucunt
Fucunt by Josh, guildford, White February 27, 2011
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