Gold Fashioned

An ounce of liquor either chased or mixed with a mouthful of pee.

"She gave me a Gold Fashioned right from the spout."

by gonzo-journalism June 4, 2022

Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.

After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.

by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024

Fashion Motherfucker

Someone who always finds the best stuff at the thrift and is always dressed to the nines. Most of the time, they are looking for stuff to resell at a higher price, but they also shop for themselves. Mostly associated with the Y2K aesthetic, however, this term can apply to anyone who frequents the thrift stores in search of the best aesthetic finds. Assumed to be the reason thrifting nowadays is overpriced, and stocked with items from SHEIN, H&M, and other fast fashion/mall brands.

Friend 1: Did you find anything cool at Goodwill?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.

Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?

by Zurgy September 23, 2024

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

fashionally

Legit fashion sense

You are fashionally challenged.

by _mcao_ January 3, 2018

Fashion

A expression of self though ones clothing articles.

“Hey Nick have you seen Pip’s sunglasses?”
“Yeah I have, she has no sense in fashion.”

by Zac1 March 8, 2021