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someone who is sexy, kind hearted, confident, minds their business and has a big fat juicy ass
Evan by evanmwah01 November 23, 2021
Evan has a flesh body
Evan by Not.ALieEn November 23, 2021
Oh my god, you’re such an Evan!” “Eat my shorts, Evan!” “Hey Evan, can you refill my car- actually, nevermind
Evan by Shreks November 23, 2021
Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Evan is also known to be an amazing lover. Ladies seem to love him because of his wild side. Evan keeps the ladies on their toes with his love making in bed. Evan is very spontaneous person and loves trying new things. Evan is very talented and successful in anything he does. He is also known to be lucky in many ways. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.
Evan is a wonderful friend.
Evan by anonymous November 23, 2021
Damn that guy is a pussy he should just ask out Emily already
Person 1: That Evan is such an Evan
Person 2: IKR
Evan by BoiBoiBoi123456789 November 24, 2021
Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.

Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."

A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
Evan by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 24, 2021