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Eggnog Orang Stede

A highly intelligent cat that hustles other cats with catnip for cash.
Do not disrespect Eggnog Orang Stede!
She’s got that name for a reason!
by Chunky bottoms August 24, 2022
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green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.
fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"
by sloppysally June 10, 2011
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Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
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buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.
Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.
by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017
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Fresh Eggs

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism

Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.
Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”
by TVNZ October 31, 2018
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her eggs her problem

her eggs her problem is what you say when there’s nothing you can do about a situation.
You: Man I really wish I wouldn’t have missed the bus this morning.
Me: Oh well, her eggs her problem I guess.
by tigerlxlly May 1, 2020
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Green Eggs, No Ham

Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.

This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?

Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.

Oli: Purr…

Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
by TigerTerp February 24, 2022
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