"Deuce Hour"

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m.,that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.

(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the shitter, because it's almost "Deuce Hour".

by [e-mail] September 4, 2008

Licker Deuce

A redneck, having intercourse with a turkey.

Mark was busy with the family turkey. Licker deuce occured.

by 607allday May 20, 2010

hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.

Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.

by Joseph B. May 15, 2005

do the deuce

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.

"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."

by D. Gould February 23, 2006

deuces are wild

a good song by aerosmith!

im listing to deuses are wild!

by Tsyloy April 8, 2005

ace-deuce

Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.

Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."

by porneggs September 21, 2005

drop a deuce

The act of taking a dump, pinching a loaf or dropping the kids at the pool.

I had to go so bad that I was walking like a duck. I'll feel a lot better after I drop a deuce

by seymour heines February 28, 2008