crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

noah depression

The feeling when you realise that noah has been an important part of your life ever since 'stranger things' popped up
and all these 'noah schnapps edits' on Instagram make you wanna die cuz the people who made it are talented and their getting noticed, youre just there liking them and not getting noticed

'noah schnapps edits'
No one:
Actually no one:
Stranger things fandom and noah STANS that has never met him:OMG I MISS HIM:'( the noah depression is kicking in. OMG

by schnappbacktorealitiy April 4, 2019

Jachary depression

Jack Avery and Zachary Herrons ship name that has now been put on hold because of Gabbie Gonzella safe to say this ship is bow sinking

Gabbie ruined my jachary ship now i have Jachary depression

by Jachary May 24, 2018

depression wannabe

A person who cuts of says "I'm depressed rn gtg cut I'm so sad" but ince you even try to stop them they're all like "OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND IVE KILLED A PERSON WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND MY MOM SUCKS SO DONT EVEN TRY STOPPING ME!!" and if you don't reply they'll be all like "IM STILL GINNA DO IT" .... "ILL DO IT!!" And you're forced to either look like a dick or submit to their wills

"Sierra is *such* a depression wannabe, she always pretends that she kills people and she's cooler than she really is."

by Actually and literally no one October 30, 2017

Finn depression

That feeling you get when you see or watch anything with Finn Wolfhard in it and realize how much you want to hold and cuddle his SmOl cute self but then you also realize that you might never get to meet that cute ass frog face of his and he might never know who you are or even Of your existence.*sad*

“I just looked at a Finn Wolfhard edit and now I have finn depression oh how much I need him in my life * sheds a tear *”

by Finnhoneyiloveyou August 12, 2018

The Greater Depression

Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.

The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.

The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.

by TubaJim February 16, 2009

Yonnie's Depression

Is when you have been married multiple times and have multiple problems. Usually from your first failed marriage that carry over to your other relationships which you never fully recover psychologically leading into Yonnie's Depression

I woke up today with Yonnie's Depression.

by The Fury November 14, 2018