gay rapey dave

A man named dave who would prefer to not have sex with a drunk girl in case he is accused of rape, but will happily perv over anything else that moves and isn't adverse to a bit of necrophilia. Will not rule out sex with any gender as looks limit the possibility of having regular intercourse with females.

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by sargy October 12, 2010

Davenport

Inside furniture when used as outside furniture, usually on a porch or patio, sometimes in a garage. Especially couches, but recliners and benches from vans set on a porch can be referred to as The Davenport.

Carl Bob's passed out on The Davenport again, should we wake him?

by MIZRIZ April 19, 2018

dave bomb

a sexual act in which a man orgasms into a womans vagina, mouth, or ass condomless, and then informs her that he has the aids virus, regardless of if it is fact or fiction, then proceedss to kick her off the bed and flees the premises

john: oh man, last night was great!
mike: what happened?
john: i hooked up with cindy then dropped the dave bomb on her!!
mike: nice.........

by that super cool guy October 26, 2008

rainbow dave

The one and only, Rainbow Dave!

Often referred to as King of the world and savior of mankind. His greatness has created a series of animations called The Road, so random that people have been brought to their knees in laughter.

Real Name: Colin

A a review of The Road:

"sweet mother of all thats good and pure

MY EYEESSSS!"

Rainbow Dave is better than god, in fact he's better than Cliff Richard! (Even with Cliff's Big Ass Penis!)

by RD=GCHQ= October 25, 2006

big wave dave

The lead singer of the metal sensation MEGADETH. Normally his real name is Dave Mustaine, but when he flies on his Flying V guitar and takes on the likes of enemies Kerry King or anyone else who dares insult him he becomes:
BIG WAVE DAVE

Hey, dude, is there an airshow in town??

Nah, probably just a flight of big wave dave in V formation

Oh;

by Carmino June 20, 2008

Davedays

A hott 17 year old comedian and musician. He is a Youtube celebrity, who makes hilarious videos, and awesome cover songs to entertain his fans, and have fun at the same time.

youtuber 1: omg i would seriously marry davedays!
youtuber 2: yeah me too but hes in love with miley cyrus...

by lovesdavedays October 20, 2008

Dave

The coolest sweetest most intelligent and honest guy youll ever meet. knows about everything. will do anything for you. never hates or holds grudges. A guy who wants nothing more than to be happy by making those around him happy. One hell of a cook. The perfect guy, everything every woman says she wants in a man. But you will never date him, you always will find some reason or excuse why you can't, and never tell him the truth about why. No woman is allowed to be with or tell him why she can't be with him. The guy who has always been there for you when you needed him, who continually loves you and would do anything for you despite being used and abused time and again. The guy you want but whenever you let it show you have to pretend it didnt happen and accuse him of being crazy or not knowing what was going on when you asked him to sleep with you or told him how much you loved him and you were meant to be with him. He's always depressed and busy as hell, but when you need something hes there like state farm.

Dude this organic chemistry makes no sense to me, I need help, and I want to know how to cook this lamb and figure out what this cool unidentified tune is on the radio.

Just ask Dave.

Isnt he busy?

Yeah but he'll drop it to help out.

Is he still in love with that Heather?

Yeah, she totally is using him.

Yeah but he really loves her.

by vinny's June 22, 2011