texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.

"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"

by Ingewood August 19, 2016

hardcore dancing

A bunch of puny little bitches (who like their pants so tight their balls squeeze out of the side pockets) flailing their arms around in a mockery of a mosh pit. I hate how these kids think theyre tough, they look anorexic and could be snapped in half with ease. Most of them have never even been in a real fight, and the ones that have either lost, or were fighting even more of a pussy then them.

Hardcore dancing looks like a special ed class on crack.

by PackofWood May 13, 2005

dancing banana

Noun. Sex act. Involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man's anus where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. After a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.

Hooker: "Sure, sweety, just name a sex act that can happen between two people, and I've done it"

John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"

Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."


Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'

his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"

by banana dancer February 23, 2009

Friend Dating

When to people are dating and the male doesn't make very many flirty moves during the date (ie: holding hands, excessive compliments) because he is unaware of the females intentions. It's like dating but in a nonserious way. It's a terrible limbo, stuck between the dating and friend zone. People stuck here are trapped and have no clear guidance on how to act around the female, everyday they hope for the sweet release of "oh i just like you as a friend" or "lets make this more serious." But it never comes.....

Male: I like you. It's cool we've been going out so much.
Female: I didn't know that. I thought we were Friend Dating. You never flirt with me.
Male: I just tried to kiss you and told you I liked you... are you serious?

by stickdikler May 7, 2013

Belly Dancing

A male boss who loves to hang out with clients entertaining them with funny jokes drinking and swaying in front of them at the same time. It's a way to get the clients wind down and agreeing to some disputes.

A way to cosy up to client!

Staff 1 : Our boss just went out belly dancing with the client last night.

Staff 2 : No wonder the project manager stop harassing us with phone call this morning!

by Yvonster September 9, 2011

Hardcore Dancing

The practice of "hardcore dancing", more commonly referred to simply as "dancing" by those that can actually do it well, is performed at many hardcore/metalcore shows. There is no "flailing" at all in dancing, there's always control in it. Dancing is performed during the breakdown of a song (you better damn well know what a breakdown is). Two-stepping is performed during two-step parts in songs, these arent too hard to find, but two-step is a bitch to learn simply because you have to find the rythm and synchronize it with the movements (two-step works in opposition; ie: right arm/left leg, left arm/right leg, got it? good).
If you still dont understand what dancing is, go to a show and watch kids that know how to dance, then you'll know it's not fighting 'invisible ninjas' or any of that shit.

If I ever hear a kid say "hardcore dancing" at show, I will kick your ass because it's not fucking 'hardcore dancing'.

by nickXXX July 11, 2005

Dancing Juice

An alcoholic beverage that often contain caffeine, which produces partially involuntary movements. Usually in front of the opposite sex.

Douchebag 1: "You see that girl? She's staring at me for an hour now."

Douchebag 2: "Of course, you have been drinking four Red Bull and Grey Goose since we arrived. You make those ugly moves again."

Douchebag 1: "It's just Dancing Juice."

by JanusH September 29, 2011