Dirty Custard

Male ejaculate; sperm; jiss; jittler; baby gravy; manfat

I shot my dirty custard all over her tits!

by Chris Maggs October 6, 2008

3rd April National Fish fingers And Custard Day

National fish fingers and custard day

Hey Amelia did you know it’s 3rd April national Fish fingers And Custard Day today it’s

by Doctor Who What Why Where When December 20, 2020

bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006

Custard

The combination of cunt and bastard.

Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.

by Lisa L O O April 4, 2008

Cusimano

A way of telling someone that they're fucked. When translated from Italian to English it says "cusick" a.k.a. see you sick. Usually shortened to "Cusi".

Person 1: I didn't study for my exams!

Person 2: Ha, cusimano.

Person 1: I know right.

by n00btr00per September 29, 2011

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

cumit

(noun): the vomit which enters a woman's cunt, presumably from another lover's mouth, which then proceeds to curl into a wave and exit the cunt; ie "cunt-vomit" or cumit.

alternatives: pomit, vagomit

This gal I was eating out gave me a japand job and now I got cumit all over my good shirt--gosh darn!

by ithinkimturningjapanese June 14, 2011