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Crystal Palace 

When someone with the name Crystal gets hammered hard in the pussy
i done a crystal palace last nite on them sweet walls
Crystal Palace by PAPPY6204 March 1, 2019

Crystal shagging 

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality

Crystal Queer 

When you are crystal clear about being gay.
Logan: Do do you want to date jack?

Carlee: No I’m gay.

Logan: Are you sure?

Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
Crystal Queer by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019

Crystal Atkin 

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal
Crystal Atkin by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020

Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes 

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.

crystal m&ms 

hey did you get the crystal m&ms form that guy