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Crumb

Another term for jizzum, man goop or sperm gurgalor activity. The act of crumbing aka cumming.
Gurl im about to crumb all up in that ass.

Bro I crumbes so hard in this broads eyes the other day.
by Distortus Dongasaurus September 9, 2021
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crumbs

an alternative to shit or fuck used quickly or when parents are around
crumbs i dropped my phone !
by mammothmanshark013 August 31, 2021
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crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs
UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME
by apple grapetato June 11, 2021
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Crumb butler

One who sprinkles little bread crumbs over your body before inserting his tongue into your anus
I didn’t realize Tina was really a crumb butler
by TheLaur June 19, 2021
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The equivalent of crumbs in the bed

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.
Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth
by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022
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Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache
Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”
by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022
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Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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