truth or crimesequences

(n.) -- What one arrives at after painstakingly investigating a crime.

"I think we found our man in the ongoing murder probe. Now he's going to have to face truth or crimesequences."

Overheard at a watercooler at a police station in Minneapolis on October 15, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 26, 2010

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013

Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C)

When you don't post on Instagram for long periods of time or constantly post and delete pictures because they don't go with your feed. Or you don't know what your next Instagram theme is gonna be.

Jack: I went with a black and white theme for insta because I'm going through an Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C) and can't think of a new aesthetic

by thatsochocolate January 21, 2016

mid-cyph crisis

1. when someone gets in their emotional while smoking a joint/blunt

2. when someone drops the joint/blunt everyone is sharing

3. when the order of who hits the joint/blunt gets confused

"We were smoking in the park and after 5 hits she had a mid-cyph crisis about her dog dying."

"everytime i smoke with you, we have a mid cyph crisis!"

by diirtbaag August 3, 2016

Quarter Life Crisis

The period beginning some time during high school and lasting until college graduation in which a person feels emotionally and physically out of shape compared to others. Is similar to a mid life crisis but there is no way to spend your way out since you're broke and have to actually change yourself.

I must be going through a quarter life crisis. I just feel so depressed and I'm not even through with college.

by dealhpig2 July 24, 2016

Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.

Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.

by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017

italian missile crisis

Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.

Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?

by Aspeegers Harry Pottet May 3, 2018