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Building my cone

Euphemism for onanism, typically offered by isolated novelists.
Yo, when I talked to that dyspeptic, sesquipedalian writer dude T-Bag Slim about all those crumpled tissues next to his typewriter when his book was five months late, he brushed me off by saying, "I'm building my cone."
by Roithamer December 2, 2010
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The big phat cones

Aiman has some big pointed coneys that are as high as everest wen he lies down.
Wow look theres everset, oh no its just my pal Aimans coneys.
by The Hurricane October 13, 2004
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barbarian cone head

A barbarian cone head is when a traffic cone is used as a battering ram up one's anus so violently, when pulled out covered in shit and blood, the cone is put on the victims head and left to dribble whilst he/she is tied up in a fritzel like dungeon/basement.
I love giving barbarian cone head treatment to my wife every sunday evening after eating a cock meat sandwich with plenty of home made mayonnaise....
by Filthy santa January 1, 2011
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rainbow snow cone

a rainbow snow cone is when you cum in someones mouth and you
and that person make out, just like snowballing, but with a twist you add ice and every color skittle, a rainbow snow cone
man last night i had the best rainbow snow cone
by sharonandy February 5, 2008
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slovakian traffic cone

The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.
"I gave Jennifer a Slovakian Traffic Cone for her birthday and she loved it."
by DankDread September 28, 2020
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Chocolate Snow Cone

When the male ass fucks his partner, the partner shits on the males dick and gives him a blow job
Jane had to shit last night but I wouldn't let her out of bed so she had a chocolate snow cone.
by thenonamer June 2, 2010
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ice cream cone

"he gave her the ice cream cone"
by slang guy August 8, 2005
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