company nigger

Someone who just started working at a new place of employment and gets the crappiest of the crap jobs. Often shortened to CN.

Shut up, your the company nigger, now go get that sponge and clean that toilet.

by 428mustang June 7, 2007

Polish Campaign

Adolf Hitler's campiagn to invade Poland. It sparked World War II because Britain and France declared war folowing thier threat to Hitler.

The Polish campaign included Stalin too.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

Trash Compactor

When you ask your partner to do anal and they say no because they have to poop and you proceed to do it anyway. You may also choose to do it "accidentally"

She said no again so I decided to give her a trash compactor. She never saw it coming.

by OhNoHeDidnt January 14, 2015

Compassion

To have both of your pinky fingers missing.

John looked down at his hand. Upon seeing the stub where he once had a pinky finger, he remembered compassion

by GeneralPig13 January 1, 2012

Trash Compactor

The act of shitting in someone's mouth, then jamming it really far down there with your cock.

I shit in Konnor's mouth then gave him the old trash compactor because he tried to spit it out.

by Erin Dillbeque December 13, 2009

compaq

The invention-free PC marketing company that attempted to acquire some brains by buying Digital Equipment Corporation but failed to layoff all of themselves at the same time... so now they all got sucked up by HP and COMPAQ is dead.

Maybe Enron should pull a COMPAQ and buy Saudia-Arabia.

by RichyDee March 3, 2003

compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 30, 2003