coconut

1) An often derogatory term for a south-Asian person to describe them as a person who although is "brown" acts more like a white person, such as preferring western TV-shows and befriending white people.

2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.

South-asian: You hang out with white people. God you're such a coconut.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.

by A coconut May 25, 2010

colon the ass pirate

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI

Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.

Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'

by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

coconut catcher

a typical black person or of the ethnic variety

look at this coconut catcher bruup brrup what a coon!!

by johnous boyous May 20, 2008

cobonostic

When a situation is difficult to describe and makes the heart feel warm.

People gathering and giving to the poor are cobonostic.

by Bobby33 December 16, 2008

Coding off

When males get so addicted to call of duty, that they "cod off" instead of doing other regular things like jacking off.

Sally: hey babe, let's hang out tonight.
John: no thanks, I'm gonna be coding off all night.
Sally: you have way to much fun with stupid call of duty!

by Runmandascoming January 30, 2010