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Kike Cocktail

A concoction combining an energy drink with amphetamines, prepared by opening pharmaceutical capsules, crushing the enclosed spheroids into a fine powder, and mixing the resulting substance into a beverage such as Red Bull, Celsius, or NOS. When the powder is placed in a shot glass and dropped into a glass of energy drink, it is sometimes referred to as a "kike car bomb."
You're wired, bro! Did you just have a kike cocktail?
by Rabbi Sperg May 9, 2025
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Sawyers cocktail

A mixture of Poo, Urine, and Vomit. Usually the cocktail will be made in a bath.
Last night Matt got absolutely wasted and while in the Bath he made the famous Sawyers cocktail.
by cottage-grove February 1, 2008
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Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.
Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!
by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019
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An Elvis Cocktail

When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.
"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."
by Larryj1986 July 19, 2022
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kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014
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Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 24, 2016
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Mazeltov cocktail

“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022
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