by iamjesus November 23, 2017
Get the trench coat surprisemug. Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.
Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche
by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021
Get the Covid Coat-tailsmug. 1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area
“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”
by KoofDillinger August 15, 2021
Get the sperm coatmug. When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021
Get the Chocolate coated candy braceletmug. A clear lacquer that dries to a smooth hard glossy finish. The term is applicable in many scopes (e.g. furniture), but it's mostly in reference to nail polishes.
When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
Abigail: Hey girl how's it g— OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af 😍
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ｇｌｏｓｓｙ ｔｏｐ ｃｏａｔ
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love 😍😍😍
glossy top coat
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af 😍
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ｇｌｏｓｓｙ ｔｏｐ ｃｏａｔ
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love 😍😍😍
glossy top coat
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
Get the glossy top coatmug. The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.
(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"
(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."
Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"
Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"
(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."
Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"
Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
by Meat Man Cometh April 6, 2013
Get the Coat Envymug. When a person goes to the bathroom, they drop their pants and do a hand stand over the toilet bowl lowering their head into the water. They then defecate letting the faeces slide down their back or front into the bowl.
by CyQouT. November 16, 2021
Get the English Duffle Coatmug.